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Bone Dry

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on February 28, 2010 by dannyortiz1966

Bone Dry
Bone Dry (2007)

IMDB rating: 5.60

Plot: Eddie (Goss) finds himself being forced at a gunpoint, by an unseen assailant, on a dark and brutal journey through the harsh terrain of Texas. His nemesis is Jimmy (Henriksen), a man with an aberrant agenda; armed with a rifle, a scope, walkie-talkies and a truck, he has organized a series of ambushes and mantraps designed to push Eddie to the limits of his humanity and beyond.

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Directors: Hart Brett A.

Actors: Goss Luke,Henriksen Lance,Lister Tommy ‘Tiny’,Buffington Carl,Larsen Richard,Stalcup Chad,Thames Hudson,Drama,Thriller,

Is this a good scene?
I’m debating on whether this scene in my book should be included. It’s NOT the cliche dream scene - as the protagonist is actually aware that it is a dream.
Also, I believe "he" is used too much. Any ideas on how to fix this and the scene’s other flaws would be welcomed.

The rose bore rigid, steely petals. He stroked his finger down one, and it blackened under his touch. As its colour was leeched, the petal crumbled away like ash.
In the dream, he wore a crown of rusted blades and nothing else, but he was alone. His hair was blonde again, plaited down his back in intricate ropes of gold. There was a slight breeze, and it plucked at the long bangs framing his narrow face.
His land sprawled for leagues, a mad tangle of iron thorn and silver rose. As he began to walk, the bushes scratched the prince

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Tony N’ Tina’s Wedding

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on February 28, 2010 by dannyortiz1966

Tony N' Tina's Wedding
Tony N’ Tina’s Wedding (2004)

IMDB rating: 5.90

Plot: Tony ‘n Tina’s Wedding” is the story of childhood sweethearts, who decide the next coolest thing to do after High School is to get married, but can Tony and Tina’s marriage survive their Wedding Day? Tina faces “The happiest day of her life” with two dysfunctional families fighting over control of her marriage. Tony is trying to ” Keep the lid on it” and escape the day with his wife still married to him.

Directors: Paradiso Roger

Actors: McIntyre Joey,Edwards Dean,Fiore John,Grenier Adrian,Stan Sebastian,Portnow Richard,Travis Tony,Keshawarz Donnie,Saldivar Matthew,Bernthal Jon,Comedy,

Have you ever gotten a lap dance at the show Tony n Tina's wedding?
Honestly I thought it was a regular wedding, I was surprised when people started cussing, making out, cheating on their lovers, and stripping. I was blushing madly when the scantily clad people came up to our table and tried to get my family to dance. I got up and just stood on the dance floor frozen on the spot but my brother was having a good time it seemed. One of the female actors stripped down to a bikini with high heels, sat him in a chair and starting giving him a lap dance and caressing him. Needless to say I was surprised, my brother didn’t look so upset however ;)


honey, that was OUR wedding! and after you were drunk, YOU were doing the lap dances in a bakini and high heels!…ahh good times

TAZ!~ Whens X-mas? | Jan 16, 2009


I never get invited to good parties.
Really Billy | Jan 16, 2009


Who has weddings like this? I need to know.
ohGr | Jan 16, 2009


I’ve read about this "show." Now I REALLY want to attend.
John M | Jan 16, 2009


im telling my boyfriend. i want to hire them for my wedding
whoa | Jan 16, 2009


Never heard of it. My wife has paid for a lap dance for me before though as a birthday present.
Mike H In New Orleans | Jan 16, 2009


lol
Wascaly Wabbit | Jan 16, 2009


Darn it! I lost invitation to that wedding. Please, tell us more! lol
Kicks | Jan 16, 2009


now why wasn’t I invited to this wedding?
Rhiannon Lost at Sea | Jan 16, 2009


I have never had a Lap Dance, and more than likely will never receive a lap dance as I avoid places where lap dances are given.

Gina, all males are pigs when we see sexy scantly clad females we become more piggish when they start grinding they’re barley clothed body on our laps
Tigger | Jan 16, 2009


He’s just looking out for you. I would probably have tried to get busy some other way, too, to avoid a lap dance from my sister. That’s what he was doing!!
papaw | Jan 16, 2009

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The Lodger

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 27, 2010 by dannyortiz1966

The Lodger
The Lodger (2009)

IMDB rating: 5.70

Plot: The tale of a serial killer in West Hollywood has two converging plot lines. The first involves an uneasy relationship between a psychologically unstable landlady and her enigmatic lodger; the second is about a troubled detective engaged in a cat-and-mouse game with the elusive killer, who is imitating the crimes of Jack the Ripper.

i find movie The Lodger and instant download

Directors: Ondaatje David

Actors: Agostini Michael,Albala Michael,Baker Simon,Barret Donnell C.,Carbajal Gerry,Foster Jr. J.P.,Fox Kirk,Grace Paul,Grunwald Ernie,Hall Philip Baker,Jones Jamison,Joyner Paul,Logue Donal,Melvin Mocean,Molina Alfred,Crime,Drama,Horror,Mystery,Thriller,

Would you ever consider taking in a Lodger ?


Only if his name was Roger Todger.

*Callie* | Feb 05, 2010


Nop
Bobo | Feb 05, 2010


No thanks
Manny | Feb 05, 2010


got one now - he pays for the room each month
Jim G | Feb 05, 2010


naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sara | Feb 05, 2010


definately NOT
Emily! | Feb 05, 2010


It depends who the lodger is ….!

would you ? x
Suntanned Chuff | Feb 05, 2010


I would if my financial status deemed it necessary.
misty-dawn | Feb 05, 2010


Are slaves, I mean maids the same thing?
Juda

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Monkey Shines

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 26, 2010 by dannyortiz1966

Monkey Shines
Monkey Shines (1988)

IMDB rating: 6.00

Plot: A paralyzed man is given a genetically engineered monkey to assist him in his daily life, but what begins as a convenience turns into a living nightmare when the servant becomes the master in a dark and disturbing fashion.

download Monkey Shines

Directors: Romero George A.

Actors: Beghe Jason,Pankow John,Root Stephen,Tucci Stanley,Boo,Newman William,Quinn Tom,Baker Chuck,Early David,Drama,Horror,Sci-Fi,Thriller,

Does ANYBODY know and love the band Gorillaz?
They are animated people, and they’re named 2-D, Noodle, Russel, and Murdock.
some songs:
feel good inc.
fire coming out of the monkey’s head (my personal favorite)
kids with guns
last living souls
el manana
19-2000
star shine
clint eastwood
and many more.
if u don’t know, youtube it.

AND THE COOLEST SONG IS SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH AN
M AND THE BEGGINING LYRICS GO LIKE
"hello? is anybody there" IN A BRITISH LIKE ACCENT A FEW TIMES.
mj, u da best, the songs are clint eastwood and feel good inc.


Yep, I love them.

Right now, I’m really into their song "Dare".
808s | Oct 08, 2009


Hey I love them! I got their track pack on Rock Band 2 that has Clint Eastwood and Feel Good Inc. Those are my favorite two songs by them!
Cocok7447 | Oct 08, 2009


Yes I like that band, and the song you mentioned is M1 A1.
Nathan | Oct 08, 2009


i liked them when i was younger.
i liked that one song "i feel happy, i’m feeling glad. i got sunshine, in a bag and im used to it, not for so long in my future its going on…."
lol, i think those are the right lyrics
i liike that windmill song too
they’re pretty good group.
better than most music nowadayss….
mj, you da best <3 suspended | Oct 08, 2009

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Freddy Got Fingered

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 25, 2010 by dannyortiz1966

Freddy Got Fingered
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

IMDB rating: 3.80

Plot: Tom Green plays Gord Brody, a slacker who dreams of becoming an animator for cartoon shows. He is forced to move back in with his parents, but then refuses to leave. Along the way, he sexually pleasures various farm animals, licks open flesh wounds, accuses his father of molesting his brother, goes scuba diving in a toilet, plays an organ with several sausages attached to it which are suspended in midair, and does a bunch of other stuff that is too insane, offensive, disgusting, or weird to be mentioned here.

check it

Directors:

Actors: Green Tom,Torn Rip,Thomas Eddie Kaye,Williams Harland,Hall Anthony Michael,Davies Jackson,Widdows Connor,Taylor John R.,Osborne Bob,Gordon George,Selmour Ron,Neale David,Heindl Scott,Brown R. Nelson,Gray Allan,Comedy,

Who thought Freddy Got Fingered was frickin hilarious.?
I watched a show today about Razzi award winners. FGF was nominated and won many of them. Some say it was the worst movie in history. I thought it was one of the funniest movies of all time, I laughed through the whole thing and thought it’s original humour was amazing.I’ve watched it about 50 times. I would pay huge money to see a sequel but that’s never going to happen…sadly "( What did you think of it?


Its been yyyyyeeeeaaaarrrrsss since i saw it. I think i was like 10 or 12 when i saw it as well. I just remember cracking up through the whole thing, but I actually laughed so hard that I puked at the end when Freddy uses the elephants dick…lol

Matt | Nov 09, 2009


Tom Green is crazy. I’ll have to see it myself.
Adam West ~crazy~ | Nov 10, 2009

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Finding Nemo

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 24, 2010 by dannyortiz1966

Finding Nemo
Finding Nemo (2003)

IMDB rating: 8.20

Plot: Marlin (a clown fish) is a widower who only has his son Nemo left of his family after a predator attack. Years later, on Nemo’s first day of school, he’s captured by a scuba diver and taken to live in a dentist office’s fish tank. Marlin and his new absent-minded friend Dory set off across the ocean to find Nemo, while Nemo and his tankmates scheme on how to get out of the tank before he becomes the dentist’s niece’s new pet.

Directors: Stanton Andrew, Unkrich Lee

Actors: Brooks Albert,Gould Alexander,Dafoe Willem,Garrett Brad,Pendleton Austin,Root Stephen,Ranft Joe,Rush Geoffrey,Bird Nicholas,Peterson Bob,Adventure,Comedy,Drama,Family,Animation,

tell me a lie a true story from your past and a scrambeled word for me to solve =]?
ill go 1st

im a homeless man

i watched finding nemo at the movies

nlaa lstus veol ot wlsolow ym umc


You should jump off a bridge.
The Answer Nazi | Jan 31, 2010


When I was 4 years old, I selfishly pushed a kid off a slide so I could get on because he was taking too long. He got hurt really bad and his mother ran over to me and yelled at me and I remember her swearing at me. That’s all I remember about the incident, and I didn’t cry or feel any emotion, which was wierd

Scrambled word: GIVANA
Brandon | Jan 31, 2010


Im fat

i did 40 months

oyu era beord
uptowndaheights | Jan 31, 2010


im a giant purple monkey that rapes people

i ran into a tree with a canoe wanna know how? not enough attention span to explain it all

si oyur omm a owmne imnes otn utb ym uckd si oll
I Am Teacher!!! | Jan 31, 2010


I’ve broken a bone.

I fell off a raft and had to swim through rapids.

rof meos deriw searon hits asw nuf.
Anjali | Jan 31, 2010


I have no teeth.

Homeward Bound made me cry when I was 4.

nampohleen
chillybilly6 | Jan 31, 2010


I’m a nice person

I’ve kidnapped a cat before

ehscbti etg sihtcets
Pandora's Box | Jan 31, 2010


I shot a man for a contract with a lever action 30-30 from and closeby building. Lie? Maybe
Word: Ystuls
Nasty Mcdirty pt.XIII | Jan 31, 2010


I have tried drugs

I know alot of people who have died of Cancer

i wnat rotoeber
Ducky | Jan 31, 2010


i have freaked out and kicked a tv over

when i was three a HEAVY dresser a 22′ tv and a stereo fell on me and i didnt get any major injuries

aistn ikcsrapt ayd
rawwr! | Jan 31, 2010


im black

i was chased by a black wolf/dog

uyo aer ryelal irwed (the words are in order)
Abdullah | Jan 31, 2010


i’m a dinosaur

i used to live in amityville and i there were four asians in the entire school at the time. two were sisters and the other two were me and my sister. now i am one of the only asians in my current school and i attend a different school now, funny how history repeats itself…

scrambled word: gatnem
marasmus | Jan 31, 2010


i’m a shampoo bottle.

I ran into a wall when i was 8 and broke my finger.

sipealnpep rae muymy.
Banana Split | Jan 31, 2010

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Godfather: Part III, The

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 23, 2010 by dannyortiz1966

Part III, The
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)

IMDB rating: 7.50

Plot: In the final instalment of the Godfather Trilogy, an aging Don Michael Corleone seeks to legitimize his crime family’s interests and remove himself from the violent underworld but is kept back by the ambitions of the young. While he attempts to link the Corleone’s finances with the Vatican, Michael must deal with the machinations of a hungrier gangster seeking to upset the existing Mafioso order and a young protoge’s love affair with his daughter.

Directors: Coppola Francis Ford

Actors: Pacino Al,Garcia Andy,Wallach Eli,Mantegna Joe,Hamilton George,Vallone Raf,D’Ambrosio Franc,Donnelly Donal,Bright Richard,Action,Drama,Thriller,

The Godfather: Did Michael Corleone turn too easily?
I was recently rewatching The Godfather for like the billionth time, but something occured to me this time around. Much like in Star Wars III, the main character (Anakin, Michael), seemed to just make an abrupt switch from not wanting to do something to doing it. Michael was saying how he was against all this and I can understand the saving his father’s part, but to just be like "okay, I’ll kill them and I know exactly how to do it" was kind of straining the suspension of disbelief. What forced him to turn so easily and how did he know exactly what to do when Vito’s best men were coming up blank?


*chokes on the comparison of Stars Wars III to Godfather*

Micheal hadn’t been raised in a vacuum. He may have been trying to be straight, but he was still raised in a gangster home. Even though he hadn’t been involved in the business, Micheal’s temperment and brains made him a natural for it. Santino was too hotheaded. Tom was too conciliatory. Fredo was too stupid. Plus, I think you had to fill in the blanks between not wanting to join in and the part where he offers to kill Salatso and offers a plan. He may not have been raging like Sonny, but he was furious that his father had been gunned down in the street. He was furious that they tried to finish off the job in the hospital. He may not have wanted to be a part of the business, but you can tell even from the first scene when he describes Luca Brasi that he’s not a naive innocent.

LilyRT | Jan 26, 2009


He(Michael) was the only one left to do it. Could you really see Fredo continuing the Corleone legacy? Anyway that is the way the book was written and the script followed the book pretty closely. If he had not continued with the way things were the would not have been a 3rd chapter to their story
Lori S | Jan 26, 2009


That’s what makes it a great movie, the suspence that you know what is coming up and don’t know what to expect next is going to happen.
pat m | Jan 26, 2009


He turned because of his love of family. He felt it was the only way to protect them.
gcason | Jan 26, 2009


I think it was his courage. On the outside was revenge for Vito. But I think he was the one with the brains and the temper to step forward and save his father’s empire. Sonny was too impetuous, Fredo was too afraid, Tom wanted the best deal. Only Michael saw the end result. It had to be one of the sons and he was the best man for the job. That the job finally destroys his soul is what is Shakespearean about Michael and the Godfather clan.
dwhite389 | Jan 26, 2009


Its been awhile since I’ve seen it, but didn’t he kill some lead gangster guy and a crooked cop for revenge for what they did to his dad? The family had to hide him after wards so they sent him to Italy and he married some woman. Then she was killed in a bomb blast, so maybe that was his "Padme".
casper S | Jan 28, 2009

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I Heart Huckabees

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on February 23, 2010 by dannyortiz1966

I Heart Huckabees
I Heart Huckabees (2004)

IMDB rating: 6.90

Plot: Determined to solve the coincidence of seeing the same conspicuous stranger three times in a day, Albert hires a pair of existentialist detectives, who insist on spying on his everyday life while sharing their views on life and the nature of the universe.

i find I Heart Huckabees DivX version and download

Directors: Russell David O.

Actors: Hoffman Dustin,Law Jude,Wahlberg Mark,Schwartzman Jason,Duany Ger,Dunn Kevin,Hernandez Benny,Appel Richard,Nurick Benjamin,Muxworthy Jake,Comedy,

What are some good comedy movies that will get you thinking?
Like:

I heart huckabees and a hitchikers guide to the galaxy


"Idiocracy" incredibly funny but frightening at the same time…
"The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy" book is so much better than the movie, if you haven’t read it, I suggest you do.

blackdog301664 | Apr 16, 2009


Yes Man with Jim Carey. The Truman Show, also.
rhiannon_and_branwen | Apr 16, 2009

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Perfume: The Story of a Murderer

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 23, 2010 by dannyortiz1966

The Story of a Murderer
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer (2006)

IMDB rating: 7.50

Plot: Jean-Baptiste Grenouille, born in the stench of eighteenth century Paris, develops a superior olfactory sense, which he uses to create the world’s finest perfumes. His work, however, takes a dark turn as he tries to preserve scents in the search for the ultimate perfume.

Directors: Tykwer Tom

Actors: Whishaw Ben,Albiol Francesc,Cunill Gonzalo,Salvany Roger,Herrera Andres,Chandler Simon,Calder David,Felix Richard,Wilson Reg,Gramaje Carlos,Smiley Michael,Crime,Drama,Thriller,

What can this be called?
i loved writing and imagining things ever since i was small. When i became 13 or smth, i started writing books, i mean seriously. i used to write a lot, little stories. Music helped me a lot. I wrote this book, well that doesnt matter much. What matters, is the fact that when i wrote it, the characters, the whole story, it just bored me. And i forgot it right away. then i became totally obsessed with imagining things. It’s like my whole life turned into some sort of a movie. Mostly i imagine some fantasy and stuff. I create a character, and then goes the whole story! And all the characters are like my best friends, and when there is a sad part in the story, i cry too, and when i walk in the street and imagine some scenes, funny scenes, i start laughing… crazy… It is like my little world, though i never appear there myself. I have imagined probably 50 such stories in 2 years. i cant concentrate on lessons anymore, i always imagines scenes and characters and stuff. I wrote another book, but i stopped halfway, cause i didnt have much interest in it again. And the whole story disappeared, unfinished. Whenever i start writing, it all goes away. I dont want it to continue it, because it sometimes really makes my life difficult, but i dont want it to stop either. Because then i would feel like i lost my best friends. And all of the stories are pretty sadistic. I mean, instead of having someone fight the evil (well, it is not such a simple story))), i have the characters fight the good, and all the characters turn out really sadistic. for example, instead of someone telling another someone to rely on his friends, he says "dont rely on anyone, not even your friends" (though i always rely on my friends) and instead of saying to have hope, he says "hope is our enemy" or something like that, i dont remember well. What are this crazy people and situations coming from my mind? i can even sleep well, or sit on the lessons, or hang out with friends because of it. I have fun with the girls for a while, and then i get bored and get back to my world. And i started having this dark thoughts, always about what life is about, and how people act towards me, and how i would like to be one of my characters, even if i have to lose my family because of it. we were watching this movie "perfume", if you know. The main character kills girls in this movie, and everyone around me said "what a sadist" and "die you murderer" and stuff. I quarreled with them, and started protecting him)). It’s like i am ready to listen and understand any killer or sadist, and i hate when people are very kind. I also became an atheist, i dont know why, but i was an orthodox christian, though i was never religious.

Sorry about such a long post, but i would be very grateful if you would answer. but not some stupid answers


I have a lot of this same behavior. I have what is called Maladaptive Daydreaming. It’s a condition that causes obsessive daydreaming. Take a look at this website:

http://daydreamingdisorder.webs.com/

If you read about this person’s behavior on this site, I think that it will sound very familiar to you. You sound like you have some of the symptoms. There is actually a forum on Yahoo for this issue:

http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group/mal adaptivedaydreamers/

I hope you really don’t hate when people are kind. Is that part of a fantasy, or the way you really feel? Your fantasies sound very dark and disturbing. Because of that, I would recommend that you go to a therapist and tell them about all of this and get a professional opinion. Go to a school counselor or talk to your parents about this. You could have some other problem besides or along with Maladaptive Daydreaming that really needs to be dealt with.

You know there is a problem here, reach out for some help. Best of luck and hope this is useful.

DreamWeaver | Dec 19, 2009

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PCU

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on February 22, 2010 by dannyortiz1966

PCU
PCU (1994)

IMDB rating: 6.00

Plot: A high school senior comes to visit Port Chester (aka Politically Correct U) for the weekend, and the admissions department mistakenly sets him up to stay with Droz (Jeremy Piven), a seven year student and party-animal who lives in The Pit, the most offensive house on campus. After trying to pawn the pre-freshman off on his housemate (Jon Favreau), Droz sets off on his normal daily activities including disrupting a political protest by throwing meat at a group of vegan protesters. The President of the University then receives a number of complaints, and with the help of her lackey (superbly portrayed by David Spade), she may finally have the power to kick Droz’s house off campus. But the Pit throws an all-campus rager where George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic performs, and everything might turn out alright if the various political groups can forget their protests for one night and just have fun together.

buy cheap online and download PCU

Directors: Bochner Hart

Actors: Piven Jeremy,Young Chris,Favreau Jon,Desert Alex,Grace Jake,Heames Darin,Ross Matt,Paskoski Stivi,Racicot Jody,Spade David,Comedy,

Pentium 4 + HD4650 = Bottleneck?
Hi, I have a PC with a Pentium 4 3.0GHz PCU and 2 GB of RAM, and I’m thinking of buying a HD4650 512MB DDR2 VGA. Will I be able to play video games it without PCU bottleneck?


Even though a 3.0Ghz Pentium 4 would be too slow for CPU-intensive games like GTA, for most other titles you’d see dramatic improvement with a Radeon 4650 (assuming you currently have only integrated graphics or a really old card like a Radeon 9250 or GeForce FX5200)

C-Man | Jan 04, 2010


Your cpu will limit alot of games but i think it will definately still be worth doing that upgrade.
Simon P | Jan 04, 2010


Your processor is fine. 3.0GHz is plenty. Many new processors come with 2.6GHz or less today, and they are fine for gaming.
JihadSquad | Jan 04, 2010

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